Apparently, federal employees object to sending DOGE an email with a bullet point list of 5 things they accomplished at work last week. That's probably because they didn't accomplish five things.

In the interest of helping them understand how real life works, I'll list the following. So, here it goes. The following is what I accomplished at work over the last week. Remember, I'm 66 years old and "retired".

Practical Defense Systems:

• Meeting with web designers re: website updates (1 hr).
• Conference call with SEO company re: search listings (1/2 hr).
• Conference call with LMS vendor re: planned improvements (3/4 hr)
• Conference call with BMS vendor re: changes (1/2 hr).
• Meeting with accountant and CFO (2 hrs).
• Held range qualifications for security students (4.5 hrs)
• Completed production of Taser ECD course (9 hrs).
• Launched online Taser ECD course (3 hrs).
• Taught California CCW class (16 hrs).
• Worked customer service phones/emails (13 hrs).

GunGuyTV / PDS YouTube Channels:

• Produced, edited, and posted two videos for GGTV Crew (8.5 hrs).
• Produced, edited, and posted "Revolver vs Semi-Auto for CCW" video (3.5 hrs).

Rental Properties:

• Phone call with a current tenant re: lease renewal (15 minutes).
• Executed extension of existing lease (1/2 hr).
• Visited recent vacancy to estimate costs of turn around (4.5 hrs).
• Purchased materials at Home Depot (3 hrs).

That was a normal week for me. I generally work between 60 and 75 hours each week. So, government employees, where are your bullet point lists of accomplishments for the week?