1. Punch the clown hard (25% tariffs)
2. Wait while the clown bounces back (Reciprocal tariffs)
3. Bop the clown a few times while it starts to settle down. (Trump's public comments)
4. Shut up and wait for the clown to ask for talks. "He who speaks first loses"
5. Offer to stop hitting the clown if it does what you want (no tariffs if you do ___________).
6. If the clown agrees, begin detailed negotiations.
I've used this same approach countless times when negotiating real estate deals. Its fun watching Trump use it when dealing with other countries. Their leaders are too stupid to see what he's doing.
In the first half, attorney Sean Maloney from Second Call Defense joins me to explain the lessons gun owners can learn from what happened to Kyle Rittenhouse.
In the second half, I discuss a home invasion case from Oceanside California in which the homeowner successfully defended himself.
Anatomy of Guerrilla Warfare | It's Not What You Think
Dirty Civilian
May 2, 2026 The Dirty Civilian Podcast
Guerrilla Warfare is a life of suffering, hiding, and failing forward. It is not something to strive toward or hope for, but it is also the only way small forces can resist or combat large militarized systems. So what is a Guerrilla (not Gorilla) and what does history say about the path to success for these small units? Today, we dive in and answer these questions.
